I went to use the bathroom and took my laptop with me.
I was in the middle of a conversation.
Realizing the time, I had to quickly finish (sorry..gross..I know) and smuggle the computer back downstairs without B noticing.
He was still in bed but has flashes on consciousness at this time.
I don't know what would be worse,
the fact that I was using the computer on the can
or the explanation that I was in the middle of a very important conversation with my best friend and her daughter.
About public masturbation in Sweden and the notorious Swedish bicycle fucker who is on the loose.
Luckily I was as sneaky as that wacky Swede and made it out and back downstairs with B none the wiser..
Ok. That's my story. Thanks