I am typing from an IPod so bear with me.
I am at work and should be working.
But I've been working and decided to enjoy a short break..
Ok human resources?
Today, a newspaper article told me that a plane flew into a house. Two children, in addition to the plane's passengers, are feared dead.
Shark week on The Discovery Channel showed me all of the horrible things that a shark can do to various parts of your body. (Beach vacation starts next week..great)
Some kid named Chandler, as a part of a public service announcement on the radio, told me about the time he was texting while driving and plowed into a group of small children.
If anyone needs me, I'll be hiding, with my children, in our bathtub, which I will be filling with packing peanuts, covered with a mattress.
After I carefully strap on everyone's crash helmets.
You can never be too safe.