Walking the kids home from school with a friend.
We hear a loud pop.
G is looking at whatever it was on the sidewalk.
It is a condom with what looked like a silver wire stuck through it.
I have no idea what in the hell is going on or how it got there. No clue.
G and the other kids are looking closely at it and asking what it is.
We say, "It's just a balloon."
and try not to let the kids hear us laughing quietly as we walk away.