This morning I was relieved to find that the temperature had dropped significantly.
I dislike summer intensely, mainly because of the heat. The heat, the sun, the drastic change in my schedule leaves me completely discombobulated.
It funny how despite hating summer, most of my hobbies, the beekeeping and the gardening, are most involved in the summer and require me to be outside in the heat.
I mentioned to G today that I should take up more Winter friendly hobbies, like hunting or ice sculpture.
I had been stressed out about this day for the entire week, but happily, it is behind me and in the end, it wasn't so bad.
I had a feeling it was going to be a good day when I woke up to the cooler cloudy weather. I was assured that it was going to be a good day after finding this totally awesome tidbit on Twitter.
It seems that the day Anthony Weiner had the press conference about incriminating pictures of his ding dong, was also National Hot Dog Day!!
I just love love love the way the Universe works. I'm so glad that it shared with me via Twitter. It truly made my day.
So now I'm winding down my pretty good day watching the BBC Sherlock with the kids. They love it. It's racy at times, but they do fine with it.
However, because of this show, I was posed with the rather uncomfortable task of telling the kids what a Dominatrix is.
I did it in the simplest, most abbreviated way. I forbade the children from sharing the info with their friends-they are good for this, which is why I answer their questions as truthfully as possible, while keeping in mind what they can or cannot handle.
I told them that a Dominatrix is a grownup that spanks other grownups for money.
So now for the past several hours, V has been sneaking up behind me, smacking my ass and demanding money.
I guess there could be worse professions.
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