Even if you do not have kids-Happy Mother's Day!
You could go find a hobo, or a random furry creature, hold them against your bosom and get your mothering on!
Honestly, I prefer holding scaly or slimy creatures to my bosom. Less fleas and I think they're cuter.
This Mother's Day is turning out to be pretty good.
I got bee themed Mother's Day cards from the kids:
My cankle is slowly being absorbed back into my body:
It's kind of sad. I was liking the whole, "Get yer hot cankles heah!"
G purchased new tank furniture for the newest inmate of our menagerie.
I'll keep you in suspense-we'll talk tomorrow. But I will say I really like her and was happy I didn't have to go out and buy the furniture.
V also got sick last night. I sent him to bed with a cold facecloth and the big green bowl, which has been working overtime as a tub for the hot cankle.
That boy vomited in the bowl and went back to bed. No mess anywhere, just in the bowl. No frantic calls of, "I'm gonna puke!"
I will take that as a special Mother's Day gift from a son to his mother.
My gift to you, my dear readers, for Mother's Day, is that I will spare you any gory photos of the vomit.
Although it is quiet hard to believe that a child would actually make it to the bucket without a hysterical parent shoving the bowl under his chin every 5 seconds shouting, "In the bucket! In the bucket!"
There is hope and light out there after all!
Happy Mother's Day!
Now go out and find that lucky hobo.
Best. Kid. Ever. You're doing a great job!!
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