Surprise, surprise instead, I am here at my computer watching a You Tube video of Gilbert Gottfried reading "50 Shades of Grey".
I am also partially in my pajamas and not wearing a bra.
Gus started barking at the front door and I jumped up to answer it.
There wasn't anyone there, but if there was, I would have opened the door looking like holy hell, with Gilbert in the background yelling, "Vagina!" in that special voice of his.
I might have been embarrassed.
I shall take it as a sign from the Universe to get back to work.
In the meantime, here is what I was watching. I laughed so hard I almost soiled myself.
Speaking of soiling. This morning I got up to do my usual "burn my brain out on Facebook" while I enjoy my morning cuppa. I found that my friend Kevin left me this:
I am ashamed to say that my tactic this morning, to get the kids out of bed, was to tell them that Uncle Kevin sent me a diarrhea picture.
I told them that Uncle Kevin always sends the best diarrhea pictures.
They shot right out of bed.
I am gross and immature.