Kevin

Kevin Costner has always bothered me in some way that I could never quite put my finger on.

I was at work yesterday watching TV with a co-worker. (We were working as well. We were scrubbing the door jams in the living room with toothbrushes, OK?) A commercial for the new show "The Hatfields and McCoys" It stars Kevin Costner, obviously. Then it hit me.

Just look at his face in that picture..Can you see it? It has bothered me for years and now it's as obvious as the nose on my face.

That is the face of a man with sagging testicles. Mid-thigh, extra skin.


I will never be able to un-see it.